Rice Cereal, book smarts and laughter :)

The many adventures of Addison!!

My cutie giving me kisses!

So I haven't blogged in a while. So I thought who better to blog about than my beautiful creation Addison! She's a lot more interesting than I am. Recently she's begun to smile, laugh, eat rice cereal and today she rolled over! I don't know if the rolling over was a fluke though, because she looked just as surprised as me! haha She is the best baby in the whole world. :)

She loves Rice cereal. haha she looks possessed!

She's going to be a doctor someday and buy me a mansion. I know it doesn't look like it while she's wearing this hillbilly outfit, don't ask me why I bought it.

You have to have pictures to make your blog worthwhile

So after writing only one post and seeing quite a few others, Ive come to realize that there's absolutely no point in blogging unless you have a picture to go along with it. Which, once again would be the case, if it weren't for this super-way-mega-random photo, added just for the purpose of proving my point. Enjoy and from now on, we will take more pics so we can blog more about our mostly normal and unexciting lives. PEACE!

1 week old

Addison Taylor Simmons

So I haven't really written anything about my daughter yet. But I know what you're all thinking, and yes she is the cutest baby in the whole world! She's five weeks old and getting chunkylicious and cuter every day. Her loves in life are milk, sleep and Mom! She's also so in love with Dad too, she decides to be a complete angel whenever he comes home. Addison also loves to poop, ALOT! And today I could of sworn that she laughed at one of my jokes.. :) She's a cutie pie!

MILF?

Yeah we all know what a MILF is, we've heard guys use it all the time. Today I joined the MILF club but not willingly. My story begins now--

It was an ordinary day for me, just taking a stroll to the library with Addison. I was wearing some running shorts with a New York Yankees shirt minding my own business. As I was walking by Snoasis I heard someone saying something to me. As I look over anticipating a friend, I see a bunch of guys in a truck all staring at me. Thats when they used the dreaded work, "MILF." I give my meanest glare and storm off. As I kept walking I realized that I am now in the club. I didn't want to hit MILF status until I was 40, today I felt old! Stupid Highschoolers!