Thursday, July 15, 2010

MILF?

Yeah we all know what a MILF is, we've heard guys use it all the time. Today I joined the MILF club but not willingly. My story begins now--
It was an ordinary day for me, just taking a stroll to the library with Addison. I was wearing some running shorts with a New York Yankees shirt minding my own business. As I was walking by Snoasis I heard someone saying something to me. As I look over anticipating a friend, I see a bunch of guys in a truck all staring at me. Thats when they used the dreaded work, "MILF." I give my meanest glare and storm off. As I kept walking I realized that I am now in the club. I didn't want to hit MILF status until I was 40, today I felt old! Stupid Highschoolers!

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